Another victory. When will it end.

Last night saw a perfect display of average Volleyball by the highly runner-up rated Mongrels Team in front of a 16,000 strong crowd at the Grammar Dome.

This time running with a split Franky/Blatchy rotation, the Mongrels again outshone themselves with blinding areas of mediocrity and averagism.

This level of play was broken up inconsistently by flashes of total arse with the demonstration the Mogrels power tipping and quick attacking capability which has obviously been borrowed from someone else.

Again some strong serving (getting it over the net) was displayed along with the occasional blocking success (short net) which led to a demoralising victory over the AIS.

Thanks were given by Mongrels management at the after match press conference to the Mongrels Supporters for their exemplary behaviour with only 17 people being arrested and only one streaker for the match. The police and security forces were also thanked for their enthusiasm and ferocity in disarming and detaining likely terrorist suspects.

The rotation policy of the Mongrels coaching staff sees half of the team being rested next week so team recruitment has been taking place to try and make up the numbers.

Next week sees the Mongrels taking on the Sand at 8:00pm on Court 1.

Bonky

Special Agent
Mongrels Security Force