Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Mongrels Looking to Back Up

The mighty Mongrels are looking to replicate their blistering
form of last weeks season opening double header in round
2 at the Grammar Dome tomorrow night.

The recovery from a number of career ending injuries sustained
in last weeks battles has been swift and miraculous with
questions arising over the Wide Bay square bottle 'medicine'
being consumed by the Mongrels in their off court training this
week.

Last weeks display of vintage Volleyball brought forward the usual
raucous cheering from the 12,000 strong crowd as well as choice
words from players.

The Mongrels played through some rotational issues with an
evolving game that switched from a front court setter, to a
backcourt setter to a complicated 3 person back court setting
matrix that amazed fans and players alike.

Strong serving saw the Mongrels gain a points advantage in both
matches whilst most players were still asking for more from their
opponents.

A new novelty of stretching and warming up has been suggested for
preparing for this weeks match but team management are afraid
that this may just scare off opponents.

However the Highway Patrol has reached an agreement with one
of the players that the stereo in their vehicle will only be switched
on during daylight hours where the fluorescent laser show will not
cause blindness to the elderly and infirm.

Competition organisers are still keeping the match time for
tomorrow nights Mongrels match under raps to try and curb the
mayhem of the Mongrels fans both pre and post match.
Reminder: Due to the fans causing disruption to the Mongrels getting
on the team bus to leave last weeks event, the coach will now be
securely parked at the rear of the building. The Bus company has
said they will cover the damage bill because "...we really love you guys.".

Bonky

Chief Guru Executive Consulting Head Honcho
Mongrel Mongrel Mongrel & Associates

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