Trouble at Mill

Mixed results over the past few weeks have seen the Mongrels looking for other sports with which to dominate.

Round 5 saw the no show of Mongrels opponents due to a mass kidnapping of players for the Xqsazm Club.

ASIO are still investigating the incident and it is rumored that some Mongrels Supporters are assisting with the investigation and being held in custody in a special Palm Island facility without charge in an attempt to guarantee public safety.

Promoters were able to pull together an 'All Stars' Team who finished ahead of the Mongrels on the buzzer.

Mongrels management said they could not understand the sudden form slump in the final moments of the match. They are investigating rumors of match fixing and are trying desperately to track down who the leak is so they can be paid off.

Round 6 saw a cross over round with the Aces reserve grade team giving the Mongrels a chance to experiment with the same rotation and play at the same average level.

After the game, Mongrels team members were approached by representatives from the QLD Handball League to gain support for a hybrid Handball/Rollerball/Gridiron/Rock'n'Roll Wrestling Cage Match to raise funds for the Mongrels Orphan Support Network. Negotiations are still taking place.

This weeks Round 7 match will see the Mongrels approach Borderline Insanity in the Grammar Dome at 6:30. Tickets are selling fast.

Bonky

Acting Part-Time Administrative Supporting Assistant Intern
Mongrels Mass Media Marketing Inc.