Mongrels on Target for Silver

In a glorious display of equity, the Mongrels have shown their true form to pave the pathway to silver with a loss in a recent match against.

Resting one of the male athletes to allow for a 50-50 split of gender, the team showed glimpses of skill in a tight Premier League match.

The aggressive blocking of Franky intimidated early on only to be matched by the poise and delicate movements of Blatchy.

Bonky ended up flat on his back at one stage during a rally after dealing with a streaker but got back to his feet to nail a traditional high ball through the middle.

Mongrels broke with tradition going with a three pronged setting rotation that had their opponent's as well as fellow team members confused.

The 23,007 strong crowd provided vocal and support for the Mongrels average result and were also quite supportive in offering advise and comments on gender, origin and personal habits of players.

At the after match press conference back at the team caravan park cabin, Mongrels management stated that this was a key loss for the team in achieving their aim of taking out second place. "The path to silver is paved with average results" stated the clubs press secretary.

This week sees the Mongrels come up against AIS at 8:00 pm at the sold out Grammar Dome. The match will be shown on delayed telecast in the southern states due to the Commonwealth Picnic Races being held in Melbourne.

Bonky

Chief de Mission
Mongrels Commonwealth Games Team