Last night saw a perfect display of average Volleyball by the highly runner-up rated Mongrels Team in front of a 16,000 strong crowd at the Grammar Dome.
This time running with a split Franky/Blatchy rotation, the Mongrels again outshone themselves with blinding areas of mediocrity and averagism.
This level of play was broken up inconsistently by flashes of total arse with the demonstration the Mogrels power tipping and quick attacking capability which has obviously been borrowed from someone else.
Again some strong serving (getting it over the net) was displayed along with the occasional blocking success (short net) which led to a demoralising victory over the AIS.
Thanks were given by Mongrels management at the after match press conference to the Mongrels Supporters for their exemplary behaviour with only 17 people being arrested and only one streaker for the match. The police and security forces were also thanked for their enthusiasm and ferocity in disarming and detaining likely terrorist suspects.
The rotation policy of the Mongrels coaching staff sees half of the team being rested next week so team recruitment has been taking place to try and make up the numbers.
Next week sees the Mongrels taking on the Sand at 8:00pm on Court 1.
Bonky
Special Agent
Mongrels Security Force
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Mongrels Time
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In an attempt to mislead terrorists and extremists groups from
planning activities related to the Mongrels match this evening,
the Spiker Sports League General Manager is only issuing this
message to a chosen few.
Listen very carefully. I shall say this only once.
Tonight's match will be at 7:15pm - Court 2 - Grammar Dome.
I repeat 7:15pm - Court 2 - Grammar Dome.
The reason for this secrecy relates to an incident earlier this
month on Bondi Beach where it is alleged several Mongrels
players said something defamatory about an unattractive young
lady who was trying too hard to get her breasts autographed.
It happens that the young lady has a large family of big burly
brothers who took offence and demanded that one of the players
must marry the girl to restore their families honour.
It is further alleged that the players then commented on the odds
of this occurring and then informed the big burly brothers where
they could place several parts of their anatomy.
It has been discovered that the burly brothers belong to several
anti-Mongrels militant groups and have been posting slurs on
the Mongrel integrity across several extremist websites.
The Mongrels have only responded by stating they have no
integrity to slur so therefore the burly brothers actions are
meaningless.
Several members of the family have been sighted in Brisbane and
security will be on high alert in order to guarantee the safety of
the mighty Mongrels for tonight's game.
It has been suggested that decoy players may be used as stunt
doubles.
Bonky
Guru Swami Dali Lama Chief Headkicker
Mongrels Inc.
### STOP PRESS ### STOP PRESS ### STOP PRESS ###
======================================
In an attempt to mislead terrorists and extremists groups from
planning activities related to the Mongrels match this evening,
the Spiker Sports League General Manager is only issuing this
message to a chosen few.
Listen very carefully. I shall say this only once.
Tonight's match will be at 7:15pm - Court 2 - Grammar Dome.
I repeat 7:15pm - Court 2 - Grammar Dome.
The reason for this secrecy relates to an incident earlier this
month on Bondi Beach where it is alleged several Mongrels
players said something defamatory about an unattractive young
lady who was trying too hard to get her breasts autographed.
It happens that the young lady has a large family of big burly
brothers who took offence and demanded that one of the players
must marry the girl to restore their families honour.
It is further alleged that the players then commented on the odds
of this occurring and then informed the big burly brothers where
they could place several parts of their anatomy.
It has been discovered that the burly brothers belong to several
anti-Mongrels militant groups and have been posting slurs on
the Mongrel integrity across several extremist websites.
The Mongrels have only responded by stating they have no
integrity to slur so therefore the burly brothers actions are
meaningless.
Several members of the family have been sighted in Brisbane and
security will be on high alert in order to guarantee the safety of
the mighty Mongrels for tonight's game.
It has been suggested that decoy players may be used as stunt
doubles.
Bonky
Guru Swami Dali Lama Chief Headkicker
Mongrels Inc.
Mongrels Looking to Back Up
The mighty Mongrels are looking to replicate their blistering
form of last weeks season opening double header in round
2 at the Grammar Dome tomorrow night.
The recovery from a number of career ending injuries sustained
in last weeks battles has been swift and miraculous with
questions arising over the Wide Bay square bottle 'medicine'
being consumed by the Mongrels in their off court training this
week.
Last weeks display of vintage Volleyball brought forward the usual
raucous cheering from the 12,000 strong crowd as well as choice
words from players.
The Mongrels played through some rotational issues with an
evolving game that switched from a front court setter, to a
backcourt setter to a complicated 3 person back court setting
matrix that amazed fans and players alike.
Strong serving saw the Mongrels gain a points advantage in both
matches whilst most players were still asking for more from their
opponents.
A new novelty of stretching and warming up has been suggested for
preparing for this weeks match but team management are afraid
that this may just scare off opponents.
However the Highway Patrol has reached an agreement with one
of the players that the stereo in their vehicle will only be switched
on during daylight hours where the fluorescent laser show will not
cause blindness to the elderly and infirm.
Competition organisers are still keeping the match time for
tomorrow nights Mongrels match under raps to try and curb the
mayhem of the Mongrels fans both pre and post match.
Reminder: Due to the fans causing disruption to the Mongrels getting
on the team bus to leave last weeks event, the coach will now be
securely parked at the rear of the building. The Bus company has
said they will cover the damage bill because "...we really love you guys.".
Bonky
Chief Guru Executive Consulting Head Honcho
Mongrel Mongrel Mongrel & Associates
form of last weeks season opening double header in round
2 at the Grammar Dome tomorrow night.
The recovery from a number of career ending injuries sustained
in last weeks battles has been swift and miraculous with
questions arising over the Wide Bay square bottle 'medicine'
being consumed by the Mongrels in their off court training this
week.
Last weeks display of vintage Volleyball brought forward the usual
raucous cheering from the 12,000 strong crowd as well as choice
words from players.
The Mongrels played through some rotational issues with an
evolving game that switched from a front court setter, to a
backcourt setter to a complicated 3 person back court setting
matrix that amazed fans and players alike.
Strong serving saw the Mongrels gain a points advantage in both
matches whilst most players were still asking for more from their
opponents.
A new novelty of stretching and warming up has been suggested for
preparing for this weeks match but team management are afraid
that this may just scare off opponents.
However the Highway Patrol has reached an agreement with one
of the players that the stereo in their vehicle will only be switched
on during daylight hours where the fluorescent laser show will not
cause blindness to the elderly and infirm.
Competition organisers are still keeping the match time for
tomorrow nights Mongrels match under raps to try and curb the
mayhem of the Mongrels fans both pre and post match.
Reminder: Due to the fans causing disruption to the Mongrels getting
on the team bus to leave last weeks event, the coach will now be
securely parked at the rear of the building. The Bus company has
said they will cover the damage bill because "...we really love you guys.".
Bonky
Chief Guru Executive Consulting Head Honcho
Mongrel Mongrel Mongrel & Associates
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