Secret training camp

It is believed the Mongrels went into hiding over the weekend and it remains a mystery as to what happened. Mobile phones were offline and secrecy surrounds the where abouts of what is reputed to be a "Team Building" activity.

Sources close to the team have revealed that a number of crew members were allegedly kidnapped from their beds on Friday and were taken blindfolded to a mystery island location where they were put through a number of psychologically and physically strenuous activities.

It has been suggested that some of the crew were given special tasks to perform including being stranded on the other side of the island, trying to tame wild rum beasts and compete in the World U45 Lawns Bowls Championships.

It is rumoured special coaching staff from the Titans were invited to run the players through their paces but no one is mentioning any names.

It has been revealed that a number of small craters have mysteriously appeared at a local bowls club and several other locations but this has been put down to an unknown pirate raiding party running around with cannon balls (Ha Zar).

Suggestions have been made that the rum allowance for each member of the crew was exceeded and that tripping hazards were dealt with in an unfair manner.

All in all the team seems to be the worse for wear leading up to tonight's game to the extent that several imports have been rumoured to make an appearance.

Bonky

Cabin Boy
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