Monday, August 06, 2007

Claytons volleyball

Spiker Sports = The volleyball competition you have when not having a volleyball competition.

The Mongrels team is seriously considering taking it's business elsewhere as they recently received late notification that there will be no games this week.

Rumours abound as no feasible excuse has been given apart from 'the venue is unavailable'.

It is believed that the annual World Toad Licking Championships have booked out a majority of indoor venues around the city this Tuesday night and the sponsor dollar for such activities is a major earner.

Mongrels management have taken up legal action through their firm of Scrummy Yummy Delicious and Associates for lost earnings in only playing one game in the last four weeks.

Two mystery 'byes' have appeared in the draw for the Mongrels whilst other teams have had double headers and this is desperately eating into their sponsor dollars.

"Unless we see some action and I mean now, we will have to look at alternative ventures." quoted Mongrels middle management.

Of course this is playing merry hell with the bookies who are trying to set up the odds for Mongrels to win another silver medal this season.

There are only the Semi-Finals and Finals left and the Mongrels will have gone for 3 weeks without touching a ball to try and defend their title.

Only time will tell if they can hold on for the duration.

Bonky

Precedents Clerk
Scrummy Yummy Delicious and Associates
A member of the Mongrels Group International.

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