Allstar 6 trounced

The start of season 3 2006 has seen the formation of a super team to try and break the Mongrels run of over 20 matches undefeated.

The all star team disguised as Dig Deep started strongly and tried to intimidate the Mongrels defence with a strong display of hitting but, as we have seen before. the old, cunning and stubborn will eventually win out over the young, inexperienced overconfident.

Once the Mongrels got into full swing with their self focussed degredation they were able to completely block out their opponents both in thought and action.

"The concerted attempt to break the long standing record of the Mongrels team can only be seen as a waste of time and effort which could have been better spent on charity work." came a comment form the Mongrels bench.

However the press conference heard a different story from the players. "We thoroughly enjoyed the record breaking attempt from the all star team tonight. This gave us a rare opportunity to really let rip on ourselves and gain further depths of self-esteem breaking abuse." was the thoughts from the Captain.

This now puts the Mongrels in the unenviable position as the team to beat in the competition. Not a familiar position for all team members. With this in mind there has been rumour of a reshuffle in the line up to cater for the amount of hate mail the team has been receiving.

Scouts are currently interviewing in zoo & circus throughout the country in order to find a suitable replacement for Lisa.

Next week sees the team return with a new line up and questionable motivation.

Stay tuned.

Bonky

Trainee Sports Psychologist
Queensland Academy of Sport