Saturday, July 01, 2006

Galah Dinner for Charity

In order to celebrate the 34th Anniversary of the hatching of Bonky a galah dinner was hosted by the Mongrels Club at the prestigious Crushers Leaguess Club.

No expense was spared in providing imported frozen minature seafood (including Okinawan Mini Oysters) and the rousing local entertainers who had recently finished their extended stays in institutions.

One must say that the television advertising for the all you can eat seafood buffet does not do it justice. Tips for punters: Get there early and take your icecream in bulk.

Onwards and outwards.

Bonky

Sous Chef
Crushers Leagues Club

Finals Disappointment

The grand final for season one of 2006 has ended in a dissapointing victory for the Mongrels.

The Mongrels were hopeful that their mediocre performances throughout the season had put them in a commanding position to claim the silver medal.

What the mongrels had not factored into their strategy was their opponents outsmarting their efforts to loose the match.

Try though they might the Mongrels were thwarted at every turn. Pussa still found extreme difficulty in hitting the floor cleanly with a number of ricochets off both net and opponent.

In the end the Mongrels were clearly outclassed by their opponents and took the victory in a dissapointingly lacklustre effort.

Onto the next season.

Bonky

Australian Army Press Core