Mongrels through to grand final

It has come to the pointy end of the season and Mongrels find themselves in the drivers seat to take the silver medal next week at the Grammar Dome.

A brilliant display of ordinary volleyball in the semi-final on Tuesday night saw the Mongrels edge to a victory over the White Tigers.

With Lisa Simpson recently recovering from her harrowing mine cave in rescue, the Mongrels were able to provide a full line up for this knockout grudge match in front of the 37,102 strong crowd.

Emotions were tense as during warm up Cookie produced a piece of shrapnel from his chest that was sustained from a freak incident in the Australian Indoor Cricket Champioships.

After a major botched call by the referee who believed Blatchy on a half hearted 'in' call for a ball that landed 3 ft out, Mongrels played a confident game and got one back by convincing the referee and signally out on a ball that landed well in near the attack line.

Mongrels management are still trying to figure out which team they will face in the final as they have played the same players under pseudonyms for other teams throughout the season.

The final is a sell out with scalpers being cracked down on by a special Qld Police Task Force called Operation Ripoff. If you are offered tickets from an unauthorised reseller you are asked to give them a kick in the teeth, steal all their money and tickets and drop them off to your nearest police station.

Bonky

Senior Chief Inspector
Operation Ripoff Task Force